I must be: sexually available whenever a man wants it

I must not: enjoy the sex, because that's slutty

I must be: intelligent and informed

I must not: be vocal with my intelligent and informed opinions, because that's not sexy

I must be: sexually appealing to all males

I must not: wear revealing clothing, because then I'm just asking for it

I must be: a strong, independent woman

I must not: be strong and independent when I have a boyfriend, because then I'm the "crazy, bitchy, controlling girlfriend" 

I must be: willing to take a punch in the face from male aggressors in the name of equality

I must not: fight back, because then I am being a violent man-hating feminazi who doesn't really want equality